Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that.

oh no

Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that.

oh no


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    i’d be a snarky bitch and give this to my ex but he’d probably be delighted. so hard to piss off gay people…
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    My friends have this :D
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    Huh. Well, I commend this here person for trying it. XD
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    oh for fuck’s sake WHY
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    Please tell the person who is about to eat these foods what the ingredients are. Especially that one. In a straight...
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    the reviews
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    the reviews are hilarious
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