Where do we get off telling people who they’re allowed to have sex with? Over young boys, that’s what people think! And people making that stupid, offensive joke is our own fault. Not the church’s fault, ours — the Vatican’s fault! We have countless truly good people out there, spreading love and hope, people sacrificing everything to work with their communities in every way. And because an ecumenical executive committee decided to play hide-the-pedophile, everyone now views each priest as maybe the worst type of human in existence! The Vatican’s moral high ground is now somewhere downstream of the Mariana Trench! We have nuns reclassified as missionaries because they didn’t have time to put up with our bullshit while doing charity work!